The Bruiser, An Oppo Review?

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12/22/2015 at 20:05 • Filed to: Bruiser

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Would you guys want to read a review of my van? And if I did one, should I get some off road info?


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! d15b > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:11

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Fucking FANTASTIC striping.

Needs a snorkel, stat. And CB radio antenna. /InnerRedNeck

Edit: AND flood lights.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:14

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Yes! Oppo needs more van reviews, especially this one :D


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:14

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YES. Yes we would. Graphics 11/10. I need me some vintage van action


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:16

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I forgot you had this thing!

Bring that review!!


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:19

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Yes! I’d also like it in the older Jalopnik number based format. I imagine that’d allow for some hilarious areas of review.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > d15b
12/22/2015 at 20:19

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My collapsed sun is still in the mail.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:23

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Yes, let’s see it! Off road would be even better. I think I might need to do a custom Hot Wheels version of that thing with this:

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Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > RallyWrench
12/22/2015 at 20:23

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Do two of them so I can buy one. I’ll send you so.e good pictures for reference if you want.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:26

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IDK what that is, friend. What is a collapsed sun?

Edit: I tried googling it and all I got was astronomy info.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > d15b
12/22/2015 at 20:31

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I’m just trying to be clever. Super bright LED light bar like the one on the Raptor Clarkson used to rescue Hammond in BC.

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Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:32

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Er, yes and yes.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:33

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Yisssss and you have a winch!


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > d15b
12/22/2015 at 20:35

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Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:35

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I love that thing. The painting is fantastic


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
12/22/2015 at 20:35

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You have a link to a numbered review? Just so I can get the format right?


Kinja'd!!! d15b > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:36

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I think it may be time to watch some Top Gear specials.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > d15b
12/22/2015 at 20:38

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Series 22 episode 7 or 8.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:39

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Will do, m8!


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
12/22/2015 at 20:41

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It’s a shame it’s starting to show its age. The yellow is all bubbled and peeling sadly.


Kinja'd!!! The Finker > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 20:42

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Yes, and I expect at least two Matt Foley references in it.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > The Finker
12/22/2015 at 20:52

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Who’s Matt Foley?

Please don’t hate me.


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 21:09

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Here’s a personal favorite: http://jalopnik.com/horse-the-jalo…

And a legitimate review: http://jalopnik.com/5889167/mclare…


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 21:10

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I need to make it my mission to meet you next time im in kingston.


Kinja'd!!! Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 22:47

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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night…


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/22/2015 at 23:47

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Man...that’s sad. Even so I would totally rock it. The paint just adds to the awesomeness


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/22/2015 at 23:49

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Absolutely man. When you coming through town again?


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
12/22/2015 at 23:51

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Still trying to work out wether I want to refresh this paint job or re do it.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/23/2015 at 01:05

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last time was to pick up a jalopy 190e. so.. who knows?


Kinja'd!!! CALUSA > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
12/23/2015 at 05:45

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Yes and off road the shit out of it.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > RallyWrench
01/09/2016 at 09:04

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Seriously dude, if you can paint one of those to look like this van, I will pay you real life money for it.